Party: The 12th Annual Booty Comp

Party: The 12th Annual Booty Comp

Ladies and Gentlemen, today we celebrated that feature of a females anatomy which is known by such diverse names as The Ass, The Butt, The Bottom, The Derriere, The Booty - call it what you like: or as the Afro-Americans say, “the Girls got Back”.

Anthropologists (that’s the intellectual geeks who study comparisons between human and animal behavior), say that when apes and monkeys come on heat they walk on their tip-toes; which is why, as far back as the apes, women have worn high-heel shoes……something like that anyway.

Regardless, they reckon that it makes no difference whether you’re a tit-man, a pussy-man, or a butt-man, every male looks at the girls butt. Again, those Anthro-poly-blokes reckon, its to do with the width and breadth of the butt that signals to our subconscious minds whether the girls hips are wide enough to breed. But to some of us, especially all the Greek men in the audience, well, its got nothing to do with breeding - that’s for sure!

Now in order to be fair, we need the girls to participate in a little competition. This competition, as with the Miss World, or Miss Universe, or don’t Miss Lunch competitions, requires the girls to be judged on Four different ways they shake that sassy thing.

This event takes it inspiration from that notorious ‘gonzo’ producer, the ‘Buttman’ himself, John Stagliano. Firstly we line up all the finest booty we can find (both professional and amateurs), then have then go through a number of specific poses and spate them into three different classes: apple, peach and pear. Apple of course are hard, small and round. Peach are round, full and have that voluptuous deliciousness about them. Pear pays tribute to those women whose waists start right up high, just under their boobs, then cascade magnificently down into a plump full ass.

The next stage to this event is where we then put the girls through a serious of Buttman style poses. First up, is the traditional ‘strippers bend’, with the back arched inwards, bending from the hips only, as they slowly remove their knickers – so that their cheeks remain pert and parted, showcasing their derriere in all its glory. Next up is the demonstration of how a lady should sit on a stool – with her butt crack just off the edge of the seat, leaning right forward, then bending her spine so her butt is pushed right out, away from the chair, to be admired and adored. Then finally, it is down onto the floor, butt in the air, to perform what strippers call “buffing the peach”, performing that little feat all women do when you begin kissing them from behind and their ass seems to rise up toward your tongue on its own volition! Magnificent in anyone’s eyes.

We always run our “Best in the West Booty Comp” during winter, because there is one thing everyone knows for sure: booty men are serious about what they like and neither rain nor hail is going stand between them and a fine piece of ass. ; )

Doors Open at 8.30pm and Show goes on at 10pm.

$20 Entry and T&C Apply as posted at the door.