Party: Sick Burns - Jokes Please!
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Date: 25.05.2017 21:00
Address: Little Mountain Gallery - 195 E 26th Ave, Vancouver, Canada | show on the map »
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Jokes Please! is an award-winning stand-up comedy show that happens every Thursday at LMG.
The Sun is not your friend. It is a nearly perfect sphere of hot plasma that generates a magnetic field via a dynamo process that LOVES to give SICK BURNS to people’s skin. The sun craves the crackle and relishes the rash of THE BURN.
The Sun hates shade and all of the things that provide shade. Even though many modern renderings of the Sun have it wearing sunglasses the Sun HATES sunnies (possibly due to eyeball envy). Umbrellas too. Also awnings.
The Sun has mixed feelings towards the moon. It loves the lack of shade but loathes that there is noone to burn up there.
Doors at 8:30
Show at 9pm
Doors are $5 (Comedy Waste Passes are accepted at the door before 9 pm)
Drinks are $4
Kidding! The sun is your friend and only likes giving sick burns about friendly things like amusing text typos.
