Party: Penguins - Jokes Please!

Party: Penguins - Jokes Please!

Jokes Please! is an award-winning stand-up comedy show that happens every Thursday at LMG.

The show costs $5 but here are some FREE PENGUIN FACTS:

- People like penguins because they remind them of the lovable character "Danny Devito" in Batman Returns famously played by a large penguin.

- Penguins are envious of birds with long legs. Especially the ostrich. Rumour is that penguins saw one ostrich and decided to be cold forever to never face those gams again.

- The tuxedo is often misattributed as a penguin favourite, they prefer a tailored three-piece.

- The Antarctic is not anti arctic. They are very pro arctic. They cheer for their sports teams and get along well even though they are polar opposites.

- Penguins mate for life but they are also very unhappy animals.

- One time a penguin danced so well that a movie was made about it. That movie was called Batman Returns to DANCE!

Comedians this week include:

Andy Kallstrom
Chris Griffin
Marlene Swidzinski
Randee Neumeyer
Luke Syrnick
Devin Alexander

With the double act hostings of Ryan Gunther and Ross Dauk (exciting)

Doors at 8:30
Show at 9 pm
Doors 5
Drinks 4

-The Pittsburgh Penguins are in the Stanley Cup Finals again. Good for them and Mario Lemiuex.