Party: Jokes Please! - Star Wars

Party: Jokes Please! - Star Wars

Jokes Please! is an award-winning stand-up comedy show that happens every Thursday at LMG.

May the 4th is Star Wars day because of a pun! I don’t really care about that but we have a great comedy show planned with probably very few Star Wars jokes BUT WHO KNOWS! Below the details are jokes from our last star wars show from the Force Awakens time. ENJOY!

Comedians:

Graham Clark
Katie-Ellen Humphries
Kathleen McGee
Nathan Hare
Larke Miller
Ross Dauk

Doors at 8:30
Show at 9
Door is 5
Drinks are 4

There’s been a shakening.
Have you shook it?

Star Wars The Force Ashakens has been a worldwide success critically, financially and sexually but it still hasn’t proven itself in the hearts and minds of our nation’s senior citizens. A shocking 22 percent of Canadian senior citizens haven’t even seen the film twice yet, in 3D.

Andy will be hosting as “Handy,” his roguish alter ego who loves to shirt first and ask for pants later. Ross will be hosting as Darth Rossius, an alter ego so entrenched in the Dark Snide that he may derail this whole thing with Battlestar Galactica jokes!

Spoiler Alert: Jabba the Hut changes jobs from a slaver to Pizza Hut manager (he also changes his name: JtPHM) and that story arc is poignant yet cheesy.